• Kim Kardashian • The Brant Brothers • Aaron Sorkin • Mike Francesa • Bryant Gumbel • Bob Costas • Madonna • Randy Edsall • The Aurora shooter • just about any cable news pundit, including Rachel Maddow. I’m sure dirty libruls love referring to just exactly how much classier Maddow is than many other pundits, but fuck that. We’d most likely enjoy farting inside her face significantly more than also Hannity’s. • Mitt Romney • Padma Lakshmi/Geoffrey Zakarian
Remember, you should not select victims merely according to whether or not that you don’t like them. It’s also wise to select individuals who would be the MOST repulsed by the farts and would consequently provide the funniest effect. It is absolutely absolutely nothing individual, Padma. You are a sophisticated lady. But Jesus, i recently wanna muffle the face with my asscheeks and find out what the results are when you’ve got to take day-old beef fumes.
Which means this man evidently drove down by having a gasoline pump in the BMW without noticing, then got in the 405. Every person he just stared straight ahead obliviously around him was honking and yelling, trying to get his attention, but. Finally we pulled also until he realized what was going on and pulled over with him, and I threw Icebreakers Sours at his window. Oh, and their vanity plates say ARCITKT. Genius.